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A man came home from work, sat in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife - "Quick bring me a beer before it starts!" She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said - "Quick, bring me another beer, it's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but she brought him another beer. When it was gone he said - "Quick, get me another beer before it starts!" She blows her top - "That's it!! You bastard, you waltz in here, flop your ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave getting you beer after beer. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed and said....."Oh shit, it started!"
Now for the moment you all are waiting for!!!! I asked each member of my family to choose two numbers between 1 and 61 (the number of comments).....did you do the math?? 3 members of my family times 2 equals...yes you got it.....6 winners!!!!
And the winners are.......drum roll please......
Laurie from Three Dog Blog won a box of Thin Mints
Around The Funny Farm won a box of Samoas....she really wanted to win, and let me know a few times!!! You won....and your first post was chosen so you won fair and square, or should I say round because the cookies are round....so I digress....back to the winners...
Irene from Word Lover's Unite won a box of Thin Mints
Alix from DC Days won....you need to choose Alix...lemon or all abouts???
Lisa from Lisa's Chaos won a box of Thin Mints
Nikki from My Husband Calls Me Weird won a box of All Abouts
Congratulations everyone!!! Email me with your address and I will get your cookies in the mail to you (Angela, if you are reading this, please email me you address also so I can mail you your cookies!!)
blessedfamm at comcast dot net
Thanks to everyone who entered the contest......this was fun...and you are saving me from eating all these cookies...sometimes being a Girl Scout Leader is tough!!!!
17 comments:
wow!!!! yay!!!!! thin mints are MINE!!!!
Congrats to all the winners!
I will now go out and actually buy my cookies...lol.
fun stuff...congrats all you cookie winners!!
Yay! I won something!
Okay, here is my acceptance speech:
"You love me, you REALLY, REALLY LOVE MEEEE...... and my hips are going to hate me!
***smiling and waving, while channeling Sally Field***
Seriously,
Thank you so much!
Beth
Love that joke :)
Well done to all the winners.
Yay!!!! Me love Girl Scout cookies! Thank you!
Ooh, my mouth is watering! Mucho gracias for the thin mints. Gonna pour a glass a milk and prop my feet up when those babies arrive. Thank you so much!! xxoo
It would start at my house if the beer scenario happened. It made me giggle tho.
Oh excitement thank you very much!
I was hoping you would choose for me - ahh! - I am rubbish at choosing but . . I think . . the lemon please!
Thank you!
Woo hoo I am doing the happy dance! Do I need to smooch you son, daughter, husband? Whoever picked me give them a huge smoochy kiss!! Sending email. :)
:( Oh well! I'll be getting my five boxes from my niece at Easter. (She lives in Ohio, so we just get them when we see them!)
Congrats to all you winners!
Hi Alison,
First off, Congratulations to the winners!
I just got caught up on your second Adoption Story, and I am loving it. Not only did your family begin to grow, but your marriage did as well. There is so much to be said about that. Too many marriages remain stagnant, which is probably why the divorce rate is so high. People do not understand that marriage is something that you must continue working on, together, otherwise it will be in danger. You and Dave have the right kind of marriage, which is part of the reason that I respect you so much.
I am looking forward to reading the next chapters of your Adoption Story! You are such an inspiration. I do hope that your mom is healing well!
Hugs and love,
Debbie
I'm hoping you got my email, I was in a motel and sometimes they don't go out then. Let me know if I need to resend it. :)
hi honey!!
congratulations to all the winners!! lucky people!
well, i suppose i am happy i didn't win...i'm trying to lose the weight i gained over the winter...the last couple of pounds from binge eating girl scout cookies!!
xoxo
i'll be back tomorrow to read your story...i just got exhausted...it's after midnight here!! hope all is well with you!
xoxoxooxoxoxo
LOL Love the joke
I got the cookies! I will be making a special post about them this week -- maybe today/tonight if I can get the TIME!
uugh.. no time.. no time! lol
THANK YOU! I really meant to say that in the above post!!
:-)) Beth
THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
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