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Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you
are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex
has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you
pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
Editor's Note: Of course this doesn't apply to everyone....there are always exceptions to the rules!!!
Now for the award!!
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you
are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex
has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you
pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
Editor's Note: Of course this doesn't apply to everyone....there are always exceptions to the rules!!!
Now for the award!!
I was given this awesome award by Hootin' Anni!! If you have not had the pleasure of visiting Hootin' Anni...get you butt over there right now!! She is riot and and a Hoot!! You will not regret it, but you may never forgive yourself if you don't visit!!
Now I have the pleasure of passing it forward!!
I hearby bestow this award to these blogging friends:
Such Simple Pleasures - I finally get to give her an award!! Yea!!
Deb from Four Angels Momma
Irene from Word Lovers Unite
Manners and Moxie
Sandy from Myanderings
Alix from DC Days
Nekked Lizard Adventures
Cynthia Dahhling
Bermudabluez
Meg, Just Megnificent
Enjoy and thanks again Anni!!
19 comments:
This is GOOD! Very good! A Friday Funny!! Have a great weekend!
Lol very funny :)
Well good golly!
Another award for lil ole me?
You make me speeechless and my family thanks you!!!
And I thank you!
Oh gosh, would you look at that time difference. I loook like such an over achiever posting comments at 4:00 am.
Don't tell anyone I am in Central Time!
Thank you Sweetheart!!!!! I am going to put it in my sidebar as soon as I can. I'm all about bragging you know!!! :)
Really. Thanks. Reading your blog is a treat and now I get an award for it. Doesn't seem quite fair!
Brilliant joke - LOL.
Thank you for the award I love it and it's very tropical. I'm so glad I found your site it's a great read and your always so positive!
This is really funny, glad I'm not in the bottom quite yet....
Love ya
thank you alison!! i love it!!!
you're awesome and i'm so proud to call you friend!!!
have fun at your girl scout camping trip...we will miss you at scrolling saturday!!
and...yes, of course you can get your girl scout troop involved in project lovey!! i still have a lot to do with this thing. like, finding lesser sponsored homeless shelters...along with a ton of other stuff. so, it's going to be a semi-long road. but, my goal is to have everything up and going by late summer!!
xoxo
Very funny joke! and thank you for the award. You just make my heart smile, you do.
Thanks again.
Oh That's hilarious! I have to pass this one on!!
Do any of these involve batteries or long extension cords?
The sex thing was so funny! Neat award. Did she just make this?
HAHA! Thanks for a good hearty laugh, and congrats on your award!
this is hilarious!
congrats on the award...i love bloggy awards!
So funny and so true. My husband and I had some of that religious sex tonight. What do you call it when you spend more time making out with ya blog than you do with ya man?
Hi Alison - just coming out of my cave to say hello and thank you! I am still really miserable, but you were right, this brightened my day. xxoo
That was HILARIOUS!!
And congrats on your award.
Oh my gosh! I had no idea there were so many kinds of sex. :)
Congrats on the award!
Alison,
You begin my day with a laugh and an award! I adore you, friend! Thank you so much for passing this award along to me. It is precious, and coming from you, it is even more special! YOU ARE AWESOME!
Hugs and love,
Debbie
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