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Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself.
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they spread."
Have a wonderful Friday!!!
5 comments:
I wish i could find maxine or may be her counter part!
Great joke
*snorts with laughter*
Now we could take that two ways! I can vouch for the spread as in they get fat! I have discovered this of late! Oh dear!
Oh my...this is so funny!!! Never expected the punch line!
ooooooooooh Maxine is my hero.
She's the one that taught me that I could be a super hero.
I'm the HOT FLASH. (She's the Green Hairnet!)
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