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Friday, May 2, 2008

Friday Funny

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.


'Why so little?' she asked the pet store owner.



The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'



The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
'New house, new Madam.'


The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought that's really not so bad.
When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said,
'New house, new Madam, new Girls.'



The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said,

“Hi Keith!”



Have a wonderful Friday.

11 comments:

Aoj & The Lurchers said...

*snigger*

cyndy said...

Woopsie! ROFL

ChrisB said...

Good one LOL :)

Jan said...

Good one for the funny bone.

Joeprah said...

That was really good! LOL

ConverseMomma said...

very funny. Have a great weekend, darlin!

Cynthia said...

Several times since I read this out loud to my husband he has randomly walked up behind me and whispeed, "Hi Keith" in my ear just to get me giggling.

Very Funny!!!!

Chrys said...

too freakin' funny! thanks for sharing and making me laugh! I sooo needed it!

karisma said...

Ummmahhhh! Someones in trouble! LOL!

bichonpawz said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Very good!!

lisa marie said...

Uh-oh!