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Friday, May 9, 2008

Friday Funny

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself.

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Maxine: "No, they spread."

Have a wonderful Friday!!!


BHM Chris said...

I wish i could find maxine or may be her counter part!

Great joke

Aoj & The Lurchers said...

*snorts with laughter*

karisma said...

Now we could take that two ways! I can vouch for the spread as in they get fat! I have discovered this of late! Oh dear!

Mariposa said...

Oh my...this is so funny!!! Never expected the punch line!

Pamela said...

ooooooooooh Maxine is my hero.
She's the one that taught me that I could be a super hero.

I'm the HOT FLASH. (She's the Green Hairnet!)