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Thursday, January 3, 2008

Friday Funny and Contest Winner

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night the boy shows up at the girl's parents' house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
And the winner of my First Evah Contest goes to .....drumroll please....
Meg, Megnificent Meg. Go on over to her place to see the adorable pics she posted of her 2 and 4 legged protege!!! Meg, email me your address and I will get your BellyFlops right out to you!!


Nekked Lizard Lady said...

Cute joke. Thanks for starting my Friday with a laugh. Happy Friday Funnies to you!

Megnificent said...

ROFL Love the joke.

:*) I won! I won! Where do I find your email address, if I may be so stupid?

suchsimplepleasures said...

hilarious joke...
i can't get my camera to clue how to use, couldn't hoo!!! congrats to the lucky, yummy stuff!

Chrys said...

bwahahahahaaaa, too funny!

laurie said...

that's very funny!