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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Friday Funny

In case you missed it. Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.The winners are:




1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.



2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an arsehole.



3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.



4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.



5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.



6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.



7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.



8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.



9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.



10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.



11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)



12. Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes, and it's a serious bummer.



13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.



14. Glibido: All talk and no action.



15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.



16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.



17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.



18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.





Have a great Friday!!!

12 comments:

cyndy said...

Those are awesome!

Zololkis said...

See Please Here

Kim said...

Allison,

I knooow you posted this just for me! I looooove words!

Thank you kindly!

P.S. The comment above me is bogus. It's an ad for virus software!

Stella said...

That last one....so gross...the image in my head...yuck. Never eating fruit the same way again!

Beckie said...

There is so much truth to these!

karisma said...

Very Clever! I like it! I think I will use that Ignoranus one on a few people! HE HE

bermudabluez said...

All very good, but my favorite is the Innoculatte! I could seriously use that!!

Debra w said...

Very entertaining! Have a great weekend.

Hugs,
Debbie

storyteller said...

Ingenious ... thanks for sharing these ;--)
Hugs and blessings,

Beth from the Funny Farm said...

Those were great!

Amanda (Shamelessly Sassy) said...

hahaha! These were hilarious.

Debra w said...

Alison,

I am sending hugs your way. I am thinking about you, that's all. Just wanted to let you know that.

Love,
Debbie